Real life, with a dash of Doctor Who

As I was putting Dominic to bed tonight, I thought it would be a good time to start instilling an anti-drug message into him. I gave him hugs and kisses and tucked him in. I told him I loved him and asked him not to do drugs. He smiled sweetly and said, "Ok, mommy. I promise to do drugs."

"No, promise *not* to do drugs."

"I'll do drugs."

"No!"

"DRUGS!"

He just kept yelling "drugs!" at me, so I told him goodnight, flipped his light off, and went back to my History homework.

My kid is weird.