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The founder of my company, 78-year-old Dick Abbott, can now be seen in a local motorcycle shop commercial in which he pulls a helmet off his head and says, "I ride a Ducati. Chicks dig it." I've never heard him sound so mechanical.

I assure you, he does not ride a Ducati (or any other motorcycle, for that matter). He drives an Avalon. His wife drives a minivan.