Letters I wish I could send.

Dear Aunt Pat,

I don't know why you seem to believe that I find blonde jokes funny. You should also know that it stopped being cool to collect blonde jokes about 12-13 years ago. If you can't send me a real email with actual text written by you, I'm not interested.

With much love,
Annissa



Dear Cathy,

None of us like the idiot smokers downstairs standing in the driveway. This does not give you the right to hit them with your car. Please don't do that again.

Sincerely,
your passenger


Dear blue-haired crowd at the supermarket,

It's not OK to stand in the middle of the aisle and not let anyone pass. Your angry looks at me for skidding by you are not effective or appreciated.

Sincerely,
Girl who only has one hour to complete shopping and get back to work.



Dear Acme,

Who doesn't make baguettes fresh daily?

Sincerely,
Customer