Ugh

[annissamazing]

Back in 1996 someone printed out the webpages from the website for my company. About two years ago, these were given to me. Usually when I get stuff like this, I have to hold onto it just in case someone will need it in the future. Since no one normally needs these things, it I usually file them without looking at them. Today, Ed needed something from the website from back in 1997. So I pulled out the webstats and started looking through them. I came across a list of come-on lines someone printed off the webpage of a couple local D.J.s. They were old back in '96 so I don't know why someone found them funny enough to print them out. I read through them and was left with kind of an ucky feeling in my stomach. I think it was the "Is that semen in your hair?" line that really did it.

I used to listen to these D.J.s a couple years ago, but turned them off around Christmas of 2001. They started annoying me right after September 11, 2001 because they had the "Patriotic Moment of the Day" at 6:00 every morning. You can only take that woman belting out "God Bless America" the moment you wake up for so long. Around Christmas they started playing christmas carols 24 hours a day. I hate Christmas songs. Hate Hate Hate! So I wrote them a nasty letter and changed the station.

You suck, Brian and Joe.