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Me: I smell something burning. Do you smell that?

T: Yeah, I think it's my baseboard heater. I think it just kicked on.

Me: That's not good. I hope we don't die.

T: We're not going to die.

Me: Pretty sure you're wrong about that. We've all got to go sometime.

T: Not me. I'm going to live forever.

Me: That would be boring.

T: You think?

Me: Yeah. Like Highlander. "Who wants to live forever?"

T: I would never have guessed you knew that movie.

Me: Yeah, well, you'll quickly discover just how big a nerd I am.